Hear about the woman who married three different Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?

Her first husband was in Training, and he kept teaching her how to do it herself.

The second one was in Sales, and he kept telling her how good it was going to be in the next release.

The third was in Tech Support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now..."


laughing arse off...

holy wow. Z, good bomb joke. *laughing* aw yeah.

a cherry float.

what do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

wahoo for Z! holy wow, girl, this new skin rocks!
i'm the short, fat one in the middle. :-D ha ha!

-jac

holy crap. li, that has to be one of your best. no, it IS one of your best.

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